Sunday, May 11, 2008

Jihad

They tried to make me go to Jihad
I said, no, no, no
They said here's your back pack
I gave it right backSaid, whoa, whoa, whoa
Allah says it's time
But I am young and in my prime
They tried to make me go to Jihad
I said, no, no, no
Id like to live to reach old age
I guess those virgin girls can wait
And Osama...Osama's been trying to reach me
He called twice last week
And three times yesterday
I didn't show up for car bomb class
Because I was in my cave
Downloading Lindsay Lohan's ass
They tried to make me go to Jihad
I said, no, no, no
I'd make a huge mess
With this dynamite vest
So, no, no, no
I might miss my mom
And I'm not a human bomb
They tried to make me go to Jihad
I won't go, go, go

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